Shaggy

"*choking noises*"

- Shaggy

About
shaggy is loser and his best friend is scooby doo, he enjoys eating food and then choking

Trivia

 * Shaggy is a vegetarian but he eats a non vegan pepperoni pizza, this clearly breaks all lore established in the scooby doo franchise
 * He is not allowed in the local Target
 * Everytime he talks the camera goes at a weird and wacky angle.